A day that feels like you rented your own island. I love the all-day open bar vibe and the remote beach club setup that gives you real water time. One thing to consider: this trip leans party-loud, so if you want quiet, plan your escape spots.

You’re heading out for about 6.5 hours with two meals, snacks, and all the basic water gear handled. The payoff is a full day of sea views, beach lounging, and an optional hike-or-ATV route to Quimixto Waterfalls—plus a return cruise where you might catch whales and dolphins when conditions line up.

Key things to know before you go

• Open premium bar all day: from soft drinks and juices to beer, wine, tequila, and mixed drinks
• Remote beach access only by boat: Playa Chica Locca feels private and service-forward
• Water toys included: snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddleboards, and other “jump in” options
• Quimixto Waterfalls add real nature time: you can hike with a guide or take an ATV for a fee (cash)
• The vibe can be loud: music and dancing are part of the experience on the way out and back
• Maximum group size is 120: big enough for energy, small enough for a guided day feel

Price and what you actually get for $135

At $135 per person for roughly 6.5 hours, the value is mostly about the “extras” stacking up: the open premium bar, two meals, and a long block of beach club time with water activities included. Instead of paying for a bunch of add-ons one by one, you’re buying one day where food and drinks move constantly and the beach activities are already there.

You do need to budget for the waterfall transportation choice. The ATV (and any horseback option) is cash only if you want that shortcut. Also, photos are not included as a guaranteed freebie, even though a photographer is working the day.

If you’re the type who likes to snack, sip, and hop between pool and ocean, you’ll feel like you’re using the day to its fullest. If you prefer quiet sightseeing over a party atmosphere, you might spend more energy seeking calm than relaxing.

Board the mega catamaran: the fun starts right away

Your day begins at Puerto Magico / the cruise terminal area in Puerto Vallarta. Expect standard port security checks. The info is clear that this is a federal maritime port, and you should come ready to go through security and avoid bringing anything restricted. Minimum drinking age is 18 for alcohol.

Once you’re on board, this is built to be a “day cruise” rather than a quick hop. I like that you’re not just sitting there for scenery—you get breakfast items to tide you over early, and the bar service is part of the rhythm. The catamarans used are not all described the same way, so if you’re comparing to a past yacht-style trip, your comfort level will depend on the specific vessel and current logistics.

A practical note: the boat is described as having seating and shaded space, and some guests mention it’s a two-level layout with areas to cool off. If you’re heat-sensitive, grab shade early on and plan your sun timing around the strongest hours of midday.

Playa Chica Locca: why this stop feels like a private island

The first main beach stop is Playa Chica Locca, and it’s designed around a “remote resort” feel—accessible only by boat. That one detail matters. You’re not wandering through a crowded public strip; you’re arriving and moving into a controlled, beach-club layout.

Here’s what you can expect:

• Arrival welcome with fresh guacamole and chips
• An open premium bar service right away (water, juices, soda, coffee, plus mixed drinks, beer, wine, tequila, and more)
• Beach relaxation with lounge seating and shaded areas
• A swim-up bar experience and an infinity-pool vibe (plus ocean access)

This is also where the included water activities really shine. You can use snorkel gear, kayaks, and paddleboards. For many people, this is the easiest part of the day to “do your own thing” because you can switch between lounging, swimming, and playing in the water.

Two tips I’d follow:

• Bring sunscreen and reapply. You’re out on open water and in strong sun for hours.
• If your snorkeling goal is strict “see lots of fish,” know that conditions can vary. One guest specifically noted rough, murky water with rocks, so your best bet is to treat snorkeling as a bonus, not a guarantee.

If you want more active nature time, there’s also an option to join a guided route toward the Quimixto Waterfalls. That connects Playa Chica Locca to the next stop, but you’ll choose your style: full hike or the ATV shortcut.

Quimixto Waterfalls stop: choose hike vs. ATV (cash)

Quimixto is the nature payoff, and the key detail is that it’s boat-accessible and feels remote. The time here is shorter than the beach portion, so the plan needs to match your energy level.

You have a guided option that can take you to the waterfalls, and you’ll have an opportunity to swim in the cool year-round waters once you arrive. If walking uphill is not your thing—or if you’re traveling with limited hiking stamina—the ATV route is often the practical alternative.

Important rules for the ATV/horse option:

• It’s cash only
• The ATV is a paid upgrade versus what’s included
• Some routes may involve a rougher trail on foot, so footwear matters if you hike

I’m also glad the day supports different abilities and preferences because Quimixto isn’t just “pose near the waterfall.” It’s built for actual interaction—swimming, cooling off, and seeing the area up close.

One more reality check: this part of the day can feel like you’re giving up some “beach time” if you choose the hike or ATV. That’s not bad—it’s just a trade. If you’re already happy with pool, ocean, and water toys, you might prefer staying closer to Playa Chica Locca instead of spending time on the trail.

Return cruise to Puerto Vallarta: music, sea life, and a buzzy finish

Heading back to Puerto Vallarta is where the cruise energy ramps up. The bar stays open, and the vibe includes music and dancing on the way home—so if you’re hoping for a mellow ending, just know it’s not the quiet sunset sail.

This is also a “look up and watch” moment for marine life. Depending on the season, you might spot humpback whales (December to April is specifically mentioned), plus turtles, dolphins, manta rays, and sea birds all year. Even if you don’t see whales, the sea-life searching is part of the fun because the crew tends to keep an eye on what surfaces near you.

There’s also a photo component. A photographer may capture candid and action shots during the day. Photo services are not included by default, but you can typically see what was captured and purchase afterward. One detail to note: a digital photo album is shared within 24 hours.

Food and drinks: the best part is not having to think

Food is structured so you’re fed without having to plan. Early on you get breakfast items like fruit, muffins, and coffee/juices. There’s also a guacamole and chips snack during the beach portion.

Lunch is traditional fajitas—chicken, beef, rice, and beans with tortillas—and vegan and vegetarian options are available. This matters if you want a real meal rather than only chips and alcohol-fueled snack time.

Here’s a timing consideration to keep in mind: at least one guest described lunch arriving around 2 pm, which can feel late if you’re expecting it earlier. The tour does provide snacks, but if you know you get hungry between meal windows, I’d pack a small snack just in case. It’s a simple way to protect your mood.

On drinks: one of the strongest praise points across the board is that the flow doesn’t stop. That said, there’s one harsh note about beverage quality and bar setup from a negative experience. So I’d treat the bar as a major feature of the day, but also keep expectations realistic: it’s a tour open bar, not a private craft cocktail program.

Logistics that can make or break your day

Small details in port days can add up, and this one includes a few things to plan for:

• Check-in can feel confusing: some guests expected to buy port passes but found the tour provides what’s needed. Still, I’d come early enough to get your bearings and avoid stress.
• Delays happen: in one negative experience, the departure was late and time on the beach was not extended accordingly. That’s not the norm you want, but it’s a reason to stay flexible and not schedule something tight right after.
• No hotel pickup/drop-off: this is an “arrive on your own” style. That can be good for control, but it means you need a solid way to reach Puerto Magico.

If you want the day to feel smooth, build in buffer time around the port. Even a short delay can feel bigger when your beach time is the main event.

Who this catamaran fits best (and who should think twice)

This tour is best for people who want:

• A fun, party-leaning day with music and dancing on the cruise
• Lots of included drinks and an easy all-in-one structure
• A mix of beach lounging and active water time (kayaks, paddleboards, snorkel gear)
• The option to turn the waterfall into a “walk adventure” or an “ATV shortcut”

It can be less ideal for:

• Anyone who wants quiet. One review called out loud music and a lack of real escape from the volume.
• People who are super strict about beach-club facility upkeep. Most comments are positive, but at least one guest reported worn conditions, missing towels, and safety concerns around surfaces.
• Guests who hate waiting. A couple of experiences describe longer-than-expected time before actually stepping onto the boat or delays impacting timing.

If you’re traveling with mixed ages (say teens and adults), the included water activities and the “do your own thing” beach setup can work well. If your group wants a calmer, low-music vibe, you might consider a different style of Puerto Vallarta day trip.

A few practical tips to get the most out of your 6.5 hours

• Bring water shoes if you’re sensitive to rocks. One guest described rough and rocky water, and it’s not always the same every day.
• Use shade strategically. The deck and beach areas have lounge options, but midday sun can still feel intense.
• Plan your waterfall timing: hiking (with shoes) takes time both ways; ATV is cash-only and may be a better fit if you’re short on stamina.
• If you’re a late snack person, pack a small snack. Lunch timing can run later than you expect.
• Don’t count on perfect snorkeling conditions. Treat it as “try and enjoy,” not guaranteed fish viewing.

Should you book Mega Catamarans ALL INCLUSIVE Remote Paradise Beach Adventure?

If you want a single-day Puerto Vallarta experience that combines open bar, real beach time at a remote boat-only beach club, and included water toys, this is a strong match for your travel style. The Quimixto Waterfalls option is a great add-on if you want nature, and the boat cruise adds that “vacation mood” factor—music, dancing, and sometimes whale sightings.

I’d book if you’re flexible on the party vibe and you’re fine with the reality that port logistics can shift timing. I’d think twice if you need quiet, pristine facilities, or you’re the type who gets upset when a day runs late. For most people who want fun with minimal decision-making, this is exactly the kind of day trip that makes Puerto Vallarta feel like more than just a beach town.

FAQ

How long is the Mega Catamarans all-inclusive remote beach adventure?

It runs about 6 hours 30 minutes.

Where does this tour take place?

The tour is in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, including stops at Playa Chica Locca and Quimixto.

What’s the price per person?

The price is $135.00 per person.

What’s included in the price?

Meals and snacks are included, along with a brand name open bar (soft drinks, juices, coffee, beer, wine, tequila, and mixed drinks). You also get snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddleboards, and other water toys, plus guided service related to the waterfalls.

Are ATV or horseback rides included?

ATV and horseback rides are not included. If you choose them, they’re cash only.

What water activities are included?

Snorkel equipment, kayaks, and paddleboards are included, along with other included water toys.

Is there an alcohol age limit?

Yes. The minimum drinking age is 18.

Does the tour include hotel pickup and drop-off?

No. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

Are photo services included?

No. A photographer may take pictures during the day, but photo services are not included. You can reserve or purchase photos afterward.

What if weather is bad?

The experience requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.

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